I should clearly be working. But I'm not.

gacked from jennyo - the other version of the twelve characters meme.

1. Bree Van De Kamp
2. Irina Derevko
3. Jack Bristow
4. Nina Myers
5. Lilah Morgan
6. Nikita
7. Laura Roslin
8. William Adama
9. Michael Samuelle
10. Adam Carter
11. Jack Bauer
12. Madeline




Does 10 strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist?

Adam. Oh, Adam. If only you could see this. I’m actually having trouble answering, because while he's a big bad ambiguous MI5 mofo aka Mr. I-Invented-Pragmatism, he's not secluded and will talk about white undies out of the blue if it tickled his fancy. Hmm. Okay, voyeur.


Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to?
He would clearly be dominated by Madeline ("Mr Bauer, I *know* all those innocent people you speak of will most likely die." Insert curteous yet snark-infused false smile), Bree (HEE), Nina (canon dom!), Michael, Roslin (her patience would literally kill him. "Make babies, Mr Bauer, not war! OUT THE AIRLOCK, BITCH!") and Adam (Carter, not Adama). I can’t choose. Irina would just send a minion do the job.
So - Jack Bauer would most likely bottom to Bree, because he'd be *completely* at loss. Day One would seem like a breeze. Snerk.

Would you rather do 3 or 5?
As much as I love my Spydaddy Jackstravaganza, this is clearly obvious. It’s a lie. It’s a lie-lah. Especially since Stephanie Romanov is incredibly fucking HOT, no other justification is needed. *g*

Blink!

Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
Bree or Nina? Oh, come ON. That’s horribly mean. Bree as domestic-dom or Nina In Mexico? I might just explode. ACK! Ok. Nina. Or wait. Since I'm going through my Marcia phase, give me Bree.

12 + 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
MADELINE/IRINA!! I swear I didn’t do that on purpose! Okay, I did. *g*

Sadly, I'm too brain dead to call up bunnies for the Terrorista Mile High Club. Might come back and edit tomorrow.

This clearly needs to be written. Badly. VERY badly!

eta - it amuses me that in the end, it would be watered down to Terrorist vs. Government. Irina would point that out, and Madeline would smirk.


Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your flist is most likely to write it?
Oooh, Lilah/Michael! OOOH! She would taunt him and tempt him with Lilah!Mojo - however, he'd stay stoic until wordlessly invading her private space and turning her down with only three words a la Michael Mini Dialogue. He gives in a little later and Lilah rejoices until he admits that he was ordered to seduce her by Section. She would laugh it off and say that was expected, but it was worth it anyway. WOO!

Back to the question. Where? Does that matter? The White Room would be fun. *g* And I think flisty people WOULD write it, if they went out to rent/buy the wonder that is LFN (S2 especially) like I did. :-P



When 12 masturbates, s/he thinks about...
Nikita! Ops! Orchids!

What is 11's favorite sex toy?
Rotflmao, Jack Bauer. A blow-up Nina doll to fuck with then shoot to vent his woobie anger?

Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Madeline/Roslin/Bree. HOW AWESOME.



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I'D READ IT. What a question. And if I could write the evol porn, *trust* me, I'd write it.

Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, 2 or 6?
Hah. Nikita. Because Irina? Not the sub.

If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Jack Bauer/Jack Bristow! They would bond over bitching about their respective betraying women that owninate their asses! Bauer Jack would be the first one to blab all over town, since he is clearly already out (poor Chappelle! Poor Tony!) causing Bristow Jack to repress and repress and repress until ________.

As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
Lilah/Roslin! Although Lilah/Laura has a nicer ring to it. So, Laura would want Lilah to call her "Oh, Cylon God" in bed.

Choose a food item for 4 & 12 to use together.
Nina/Madeline (hot!). Food item? Hum. Anything. I JUST WANT THE PRON.


8 + 4 are in a fulltime D/s relationship. Who's the top?
Adama and NINA? Bwah. Nina is the toppiest of both. Or is she? Because Adama is Velvet Voice II after Kief. Yet he's been woobiefied after the shooting and the regroup in Home 2.

Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
What fetish is Michael least likely to indulge - Feet fetish. I have a funny image in my head now. Or nose tickling. Don't ask where that came from, because I wouldn't know.

What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if s/he had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
I’d leave Adama naked and willing for kimbari and karihan or Roslin. Lilah would do the same. Unless she’s feeling particularly adventurous.

What wouldn't 10 + 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Adam and Nina! Hee! Gossiping about their spy and sex life! She's pretty popular today. They would hide the fact that they've got both Zoe and Tom locked in the closet. *look*


10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. What does it say?
Adam is so considerate, isn't he? It would say "darker and more fucked up than YOU!"


Imagine that 2 writes erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
Irina writing Jack Bauer/Nikita smut? Waitaminute. THIS DOESN’T WORK.

If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
Poor Adama would die on the spot. So would we all. Because, um, IRINA FUCKING DEREVKO.


9 and 1 are having a quickie in a broom closet when 8 walks in on them. Naturally enough, 8 joins in, first paging 3, who's in the middle of fucking 5 into the mattress. 3 abandons 5 on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and 5, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous 4 attempts to rescue her. But 5 will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where 10 is one of his/her regular clients.

Michael and Bree (!!) are having a quickie in a closet when Adama walks in on them (HE's getting all the fun!?). Naturally enough, Adama joins in (come ON. Meep.) first paging Jack Bristow, who’s in the middle of fucking Lilah into the matress (meep). Jack Bristow abandons Lilah on the verge of orgasm (WHO ABANDONS *LILAH* IN THE MIDDLE OF SEX?), excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Lilah, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Nina (snerk) attemps to rescue her. But Lilah will have none of it and refuses to be redeemed (that’s Lilah. But she still fucked Nina before leaving) and opens a high-class brothel in LA, where Adam Carter is one of her regulars. I like Madam Lilah.


a) The story you've just written is closest to the canon of which 'verse? b) What would you entitle this story? c) who's most out of character? d) who on your flist would read it? e) who on your flist is probably writing this right now?

a) Hmm. BSG, in all its frakked up OT3 glory. Or possibly LFN with the perpetuous whoring of Michael - in this case, it would all be calculated as to finish with Madam Lilah, who would ten years later be recruited into Section, *g*.

b) I'd call it "Necessary Detour".

c) Bree and Adama.

d) Who would read it? Anyone who's a a sick enough smutpuppy. Which should be a big part of my flist.

e) Sadly, no one, because Madeline/Irina has to be WRITTEN FIRST!


that was fun.



GIP! That was some productive PS time, because Marcia/Flicka? Are having a big fat affair right in front of everyone's faces.